It's true. It's happened. My dog has taken over my life. I'm now "dog people." She goes on rides with me in the car. I take her to the bus stop morning and afternoon. She's on my lap RIGHT NOW as I'm typing. Snoring. And I'm trying to sit still, so I don't disturb her. It's true.
On the other hand, it's a little chilly today, and she is keeping my lap warm. So, technically, she's earning her keep...right?
Wait...leg is asleep...gently, slowly, just moving it....okay, okay, I'll stop. Whew that was close. Almost woke the dog up. In fact I did, if only for a brief moment wake her up. She gave me the stink eye. She's back to sleep now.
But, she's just a puppy. A baby. I used to hold my human baby in my lap while she napped in the afternoon. At seven years old, she barely fits now.
We went to a barbeque over the weekend at a friends house. Our kids are the same age, husbands work for the same company. Want to know what we talked about? Our dogs. They have three dogs, we only have the one. Our dog was invited to come, but since one of their dogs is very old, we decided our dog/puppy might be too exuberant for him. So she stayed behind. In her crate. See, I'm not totally dogged out. I still make my dog stay in her crate at night and while we are gone. (at least when my husbands around...sometimes, when he's at work, and I'm only going to be gone for an hour...)
Okay, this time, dog be darned...I really have to move my leg. I'm just going to do it, quick. Like a bandaid. She'll be over it in no time. One, two, and it's done. I tricked her. I moved my leg before I got to three. Ha. She didn't even know what hit her, and she's readjusted and back to sleep.
I might have to fire the painters. We're having our house painted. It's the first time we've hired out the task, and I gotta tell you, it's fabulous. No hanging off ladders in the burning sun, or drizzling rain. But yesterday, the painters assistant asked me what kind of a dog Frankie is.
I told him she's a mix. Dachshund and Terrier. Now you've all by now seen pictures of my dog. She's not the most beautiful, but she is cute and adorable and completely loveable.
"hmm," says he, pointing at my dog. "See, that's why people should have their dogs spayed and neutered. Cause that's what you get."
I smiled. Cause I'm nice that way. But inside, "SCUSE ME !! DON'T BE DISSING MY DOG." I'm just waiting for the perfect opportunity to slip a little dog doing at the base of his ladder. I have plenty. It won't be any trouble. HA. Take that, mister DOG DISSER.
btw, does anyone actually say "dissing" any more? I didn't think so.